Thursday, April 3, 2014

If I only had a Brain?

We've been driving across Kansas for a few days now.  It's surprising in many ways, very picturesque, full of museums, rolling hills, grasslands, delicious restaurants.  I don't know how to say this, however, about the people I have talked to.  They don't think in a linear, critical fashion. Their minds jump from one subect to another with no real sense of how it got there.  I know what you are thinking: that sounds like Adina, right?  But no, because despite my eccentricities, I have formal training in analytic philosophy and critical rationalism.  I know I can be a bit emotionally immoderate at times, but often this attitude is based on actual factual situations I have observed and then blown out of proportion.  Kansans, on the other hand, don't seem to take facts into consideration at all.

We started out in Dodge City.  This is, as you may know, the home of "Gunsmoke," the TV show.  Well, not really, actually.  It was mostly filmed in California, but they don't care.  Everyone has to become an honorary citizen of Dodge City, whether they were ever here or not.  Here's a fella we met at breakfast.  He just walked in and started talking to us about Gunsmoke, and how Dennis Hopper was not a nice guy because he wouldn't come back and be made an honorary citizen of Dodge,
and how he himself was delivered by a US Marshal in the back of an ambulance.  I thought he was one of those old timey storytellers, but then he handed us a card that said he was an honorary deputy Marshal of Dodge City.  The below that it said he was a retired Marshal.  Had he really ever been in law enforcement?  Matt says he was a retired Marshal, but I think he was just playing dress up.  All I know is that he talked about Gunsmoke as if it were not a show, but a real series of events that actually happened.  He watches it twice a day.  (I know some of you readers do watch Gunmoke quite regularly, but I don't see you walking around into people's guest houses talking about it night and day).

Consider this painting, which I have now seen displayed in three places in Kansas, including the Eisenhower Museum.
Kansans love this painting.  At first I thought it was like those paintings of Marilyn Monroe, James Dean and Elvis playing pool.  But then I realized, wait a second, the Bushes are still alive!  If you look at this painting for too long, your mind starts playing tricks on you.  Is Abraham Lincoln telling a joke?  What joke could it be?  Something about the Civil War?  Something about his assassination?  Maybe they are making a crack about Nixon being tricky, or lying about his hand.  You tell me.  It makes me crazy to look at that painting.  But then, Kansans like to jump to non-sequiturs instead of following a train of thought.  For example:

President Eisenhower was really lovely.  Look at that smile.
Kansas landscapes are lovely, too, and haunting.  
Paul Raymond used to live in this house
John Brown used this sword to hack a few folks to death

I was at the state capital, reading the words of John Brown from 1859, where he says the crimes of this guilty land can only be purged with blood.  He was talking about the horrors of slavery.  A man next to me said, "You should tell that to Obama."  What?  WHAT?  

Depite the pride Kansas takes in its schools, they don't really seem to care about facts too much.  They just make weird leaps from one image, impression, or item to another.  I wish I could explain it better, but my brain has started to work (or not work) like a true Kansan. Which I am, having been born in Wichita.  Plus, I have been eating a lot of barbecue ribs.  This may have affected me in some unknown way.  Having studied philosophical logic, I thought I would make up a new formula.

Here are some examples of modus kansas.   
1) Obama has dark skin and I don't like or understand what he says.  Arabs have dark skin and I don't like or understand them.  Therefore, Obama is an Arab.  
2) The Bible says God made the earth in 7 days. The Bible says that only the Bible is true. Therefore, God made the earth in 7 days.
3) I talked to three people from Kansas who were spaced out.  Therefore, just about everyone in Kansas thinks in this way.

It was wonderful to see Paul Raymond's boyhood home, the library where he read all the books twice (It was the old original Carnegie Library, not the newer one that was built in 1969), and the high school he attended.  I can see why he always loved Kansas: the Flint Hills, the iconic old schoolhouses.  But I can also see why he didn't live there.  Tomorrow it's on to Oklahoma.



Wednesday, April 2, 2014

Raising Coronado

 “…the expedition to Cibola, or the New Land, which the good viceroy – may he be with God in His glory–Don Antonio de Mendoza, ordered and arranged, and on which he sent Francisco Vazquez de Coronado as captain-general.”     - Pedro de CastaƱeda, 16th c account

I became interested in the Spanish Explorer, Coronado, for two reasons.  First, I saw a Frederic Remington painting.
Frederic Remington, The Expedition of Francisco Coronado
Second, I heard that my parents, during their beatnik days before I was born, participated in a strange ritual in Wichita, Kansas called “Raising Coronado.”  When I asked the late, great Kay Grove for her memories of the ceremony, which was intended to invoke the spirit of the Spanish explorer, she said, “I don’t know; there was a lot of beer involved.”  I heard there were robes, and candles, and chanting Coronado’s name.  Like Coronado’s expedition to find the seven cities of gold, their attempts to commune with Coronado’s spirit was unsuccessful, but the journey itself was the destination. 
I resolved that as I traveled across the country on my Visions of America trip, I, too, would invoke the spirit of Coronado.  Why?  I suppose I wanted to follow in my parents footsteps, to reclaim the trail of one of the earliest visionaries of America, who believed he would find seven magical golden cities, gleaming in the sunshine, in which inhabitants drank from golden goblets and ate off silver plates. I was on a journey across the United States, and one of my main pilgrimage sites was Kansas, birthplace of Paul Raymond, my greatest mentor.  I wanted to find the grassy mound west of Wichita, the city where I was born, the site of my parents’ strange poetic candlelight ritual.  Perhaps I want to invoke the spirits of my parents, the way they were in the 1950s and early 60s, my dad with a goatee, smoking a pipe, remnants of his recent brief Bahai phase scattered about the apartment, my mom wearing a Swedish wool sweater and long braids, writing poetry, organizing fair housing protests. Their friends, Dick and Kay Grove, collectors and curators of Mexican art, who perhaps knew Diego Rivera and Frida Kahlo (or at least people who knew them), Wayne Sauerbeer, alcoholic poet/photographer and free spirit who helped preserve the Garden of Eden in Lucas, Kansas, wearing a black turtleneck and always asking deep questions like “What is Art?” 

We started off on our quest in Arizona. Coronado is everywhere in the southwest: shopping malls, boulevards, car washes.  I first encountered him at the south rim of the Grand Canyon, where his expedition tried for three days to find a way down, and had to turn back.  I invoked his spirit as I called his name across the great divide.
"Coronado!  Coronado!"

I imagined the Spaniards’ frustration as they were forced to turn eastward. From the firsthand account of their journey:

It was impossible to descend, for after these three days Captain Melgosa & one Juan Galeras and another companion, who were the three lightest and most agile men, made an attempt to go down at the least difficult place, and went down until those who were above were unable to keep sight of them. They returned about four o'clock in the afternoon, not having succeeded in reaching the bottom on account of the great difficulties which they found, because what seemed to be easy from above was not so, but instead very hard and difficult. They said that they had been down about a third of the way and that the river seemed very large from the place which they reached, and that from what they saw they thought the Indians had given the width correctly. Those who stayed above had estimated that some huge rocks on the sides of the cliffs seemed to be about as tall as a man, but those who went down swore that when they reached these rocks they were bigger than the great tower of Seville. They did not go farther up the river, because they could not get water.”

I saw Coronado again on a carved doorway in the Wigwam Motel, where we stayed for the night.  In this depiction, he was with a man who appeared to be dressed in some kind of Aztec garb.  Of course, none of the Spanish accounts of Coronado’s entrada  mention the thousands of Mexican Indian allies that he took with him, without whom his expedition would have failed even more miserably than it did.  I was glad to see that in that iconic Route 66 locale, the Aztecs who were with Coronado were remembered.  Of course, it could have been a representation of Hernan Cortes, I guess, but I choose to believe it was Coronado, and the lady at the front desk said nothing to dissuade me.
Carved doors in the Wigwam Motel office

Highway 40 through Albuquerque is named the Coronado Highway, and we visited the Coronado shopping mall on our way to the Coronado state monument.
"Coronado!  Coronado!"
Every place we went, we called his name.  "Coronado!  Cor-o-naaaah-do!"  At the Shopping Mall, at the State Monument, at his former winter camp
"Coronado!"

"Coronado!"


At the Coronado State Monument, I met the woman who manages  the gift shop.  She told me all about the Spanish encampment just down the road from the old pueblo.  It was located right at the front of a giant housing development called “Santiago.”  This was a particularly ironic name (or maybe an appropriate one) for a sprawling  southwestern suburban housing development with McMansions shaped like faux Indian pueblos, since “Santiago” was the battle cry of Spaniards during the Reconquista  of 1492, when all Muslims and Jews were forced out of the Iberian peninsula.  It was also the battle cry, apparently, of the Spaniards under Coronado as they brought out the “Santiago” cannon to blast through their foes who, armed only with clubs and stone spears, fought valiantly to defend their homes and families from the brutal invaders.
Undaunted, we drove down there and I climbed over the fence, past the No Trespassing sign, to search the site.  Apparently, some crossbow bolts and other artifacts were found there by archaeologists in the 1930s and 1950s, and recently the volunteer historians who staff the Coronado site prevented the development from building houses by the roadside, where the Spanish encampment was located during the winter of 1540-41. 
"Coronado?"
Carolyn, whom I spoke with, said she was pretty sure that Coronado himself threw an Indian family out of their house so he could be warm there, while his men stayed in the field.  I bought a brand new historical novel, Winter of the Metal People by Dennis Herrick, which purports to be the first account of Coronado’s “entrada” from the Native American perspective. 

It isn’t clear exactly what Coronado’s route was after the winter and before he got to Wichita, but we did try to visit “his” bridge on the way to Amarillo.  It is a legend that the town of Puerto de Luna got its name from Coronado, as he went through, but others dispute this.  Unfortunately, we missed the turn off to the bridge at Puerto de Luna, because I told Matt to turn around too quickly.  The bridge was in his sight, but Matt didn’t know that was what we were looking for, so he didn’t say anything and DARN IT!  We didn’t get to invoke his name there. However, later Dennis Herrick sent me a consoling email in which he wrote, “Puerto de Luna is one of several communities to claim Coronado's chimerical bridge. Frankly, that probably wasn't the site.” 

Driving across the Texas panhandle, I read out loud to Matt from the firsthand account by Pedro de Castenada, who had been with Coronado.  It was shocking how many times he “made peace” with the Indians and then went back on his word.  One of his officers burned 200 people at the stake at one point, after they had surrendered under the promise that they would not be harmed.  Is it any wonder that the folks at the pueblo settlement by the monument refused to let them in and Coronado had to lay siege to their town and basically starve them into submission?


Coronado’s biggest problem was stated by Hernan Cortes decades earlier: “We Spanish have an illness, which can only be cured by gold.”  He first heard from an idiotic priest, Father Marcos (who later became the director general for the Franciscans because of his bogus tip) that there were seven cities of gold, where the windows shone with silver, etc.  Marcos accompanied Coronado’s expedition to Cibola, where the army did NOT find anything.  The soldiers began to cuss out Father Marcos, even threatening him physically, and at that point Father Marcos decided to hightail it back to Mexico City.  At this point, Coronado might have given up but for one Indian, whom the army called “El Turco” because he supposedly looked like a Turk, or what they thought a Turk would look like since he had a pony tail, told him that he came from a city called Quivera.  In this city was a TON of gold and silver and probably other jewels as well.  He said their chief took naps under a tree that was hung with little gold bells that would ring and lull him to sleep. Despite the fact that every single other Native American that they met (including Pueblo people, another guy who came from Quivera named Ysopete, bands of roving Apaches, Comanches,  Kiowa and many others) told him that it was just an ordinary little village, Coronado and his men insisted on believing this Turco guy, who was either insane (one of the men reported he was talking to the Devil in a water pitcher) or malicious, or both.  (More on Turco later.) Why? Because they WANTED to believe him.  They WANTED there to be gold, so Coronado could get the kind of wealth and fame that Pizarro and Cortes had won.  Delusion! Caused by avarice!
So the army schlepped all the way across New Mexico, demanding that the Indians give them food, water, shelter, blankets, their wives, etc. During the winter of 1541 they would just go up to Indians and “swap” their crummy clothes for the nice warm blankets the Indians had.  One entire village was “required” to move in with their neighbors so that the Spanish could stay in their houses.  They still didn’t find anything.  They did see buffalos, didn’t know what they were, called them “hairy cows” and weren’t that interested.  Finally, they got to the Palo Duro Canyon just south of Amarillo.  Coronado decided he would continue on to Quivera with just 30 mounted soldiers and half a dozen foot retainers, some of whom were now guarding el Turco because the finally started to suspect his story was crap.  He was chained up and they were basically dragging him along.  The rest of the army allegedly begged Coronado to take them, but he said he would let them know if he found anything good in Quivera and they could join him.
We, too spent the night in Palo Duro Canyon, albeit in “Starlight Canyon Guest House” complete with outdoor hot tub.  The next morning, we set off in his footsteps again.   As we turned northeast, leaving Amarillo, we realized that we were once again on the old Route 66.  Coronado took Route 66 most of the way!  On our Albuquerque balloon ride, I told the couple we met (who were from Dodge City) that I was searching for Coronado.  They said, “Oh, yes, he came right through.  Look for Coronado’s cross.”  Amarillo to Dodge City, Dodge City to Great Bend.
In Dodge City, home of Wyatt Earp, we found the cross. 
 

The ladies at the visitor center were most hospitable; they gave us directions to the cross, little gold marshal badges to wear, and a leaflet about a Quivira Coronado museum in Lyon, just east of Great Bend.  Our quest continued.

The next morning was misty and foggy, and it was hard to see the grassy rolling hills around us.  On the side of the road, we found a marker in memory of Father Juan Padilla, a Franciscan priest who had not only accompanied Coronado, but who had returned to Kansas after Coronado left, taking with him only a handful of companions.  Whether he still thought there was some gold there, or whether he genuinely wanted to “save the souls” of the Wichita people, we don’t know.  He lived with them for a while and then was killed, again for an unknown reason. 
Of course it was erected by the Knights of Columbus

Some Catholic encyclopedias call him the first “Christian Martyr” of the New World.  These accounts of Padilla’s mission and death are even more bizarre and fanciful than those about Coronado.  I found an article by George P. Morehouse in Kansas Historical Collections that is really fun to read out loud in a strange British accent.  Here, he quotes another account by Moto Padilla (no relation to the priest, presumably):



“He reached Quivira and prostrated himself at the foot of the cross, which he found in the same place where he had set it up; and all around it clean, as he had charged them to keep it, which rejoiced him, and then he began the duties of a teacher and apostle of that people; and finding them teachable and well disposed, his heart burned within him, and it seemed to him that the number of souls of that village was but a small offering to him that the number of souls of that village was but a small offering to God, and he sought to enlarge the bosom of our mother, the Holy Church, that she might receive all those he was told were to be found at greater distances. He left Quivira, attended by a small company, against the will of the village Indians, who loved him as their father.”

Morehouse speculates that Padilla was killed by the Quivirans because he was attempting to leave them, to go preach the Gospel to their traditional enemies.  However, he speculates that after Padilla’s death the Quivirans were sorry.
Oops, sorry, Father Juan.
“One account says that the Quivirans even permitted his companions to bury his body in a decent manner. What an impressive scene it must have been to these savages of the plains, when the two oblates, Lucas and Sebastian, his faithful pupils, clad as they were "in friar's gowns," tenderly laid away their devoted teacher in that lonely martyr's grave midway between the great oceans! What a subject for the brush of an artist, as they perform a brief service according to the rites of their church and place the first courses in that crude monument which has lasted to this day! Sorrowfully these religious youths hasten from the scene, overtake the Portuguese, and together they commence that remarkable period of several years' wandering. Part of the time they are thought to have been in captivity, but finally they reach the Gulf of Mexico. It is said that during all of this journey they were followed by a faithful dog, and the rabbits and game he caught often saved their lives.

Good old Fido.

After coffee with old friends in Great Bend, we finally found the legendary village of Quivira!
Of course, when Coronado got here, he didn't find any gold.  The chief had a copper breastplate, which he was proud of.  The houses were made of grass.  Coronado was pissed off.
 

The Quivera museum was most bizarre.  The women who staffed it were mostly interested in the hundreds of aprons, potholders and dish towels they had collected in the other rooms. They seemed to have no understanding of historical facts, dates, or geography.  I asked them questions like, “When did the archaeological digs take place?” or “Where were these artifacts discovered?”  They gave me answers like, “On private property.  I went there once.  Or maybe that was somewhere else.”  Their eyes were glassy and unfocused.   There was a replica of a grass hut, some very odd drawings, and a tiny piece of chain mail that had been discovered in a field.
“You should go to the new museum in Lindesborg,” one of them told me.  “They have a new museum.  It isn’t open yet.  They have a drawing just like that in there.” I asked where the petroglyphs were.  She said, “I went to see some hieroglyphics once.” The women tried to direct us to a place called “Coronado Heights,” a mound with a stone cross or marker (they could not say which) “on the left side of the road.”  I asked her the name of the road.  “I used to live near there,” she replied.  “And what road is it?  How many miles is it?” I pressed.  “It’s near the animal hospital. Before you get to the main highway.”  “Which main highway?”  She couldn’t think of the name.
My favorite piece in the museum was a rock with a so-called ancient inscription carved onto it, found by one Ralph Steele of Effingham, Kansas.  It says, in Spanish: “August 3, 1541 – I take (tomo) for Spain (por Espana) Quiver(a)…(F)ranciso…” This was in 1937.  Controversy raged over whether the rock was a fake or not, with many “experts” on both sides.  Finally, Ralph confessed that he had carved the rock himself, but by that time nobody seemed to believe him.  No wonder the ladies in the museum were confused.

I tried on the replica of the Conquistador helmet.  I looked at the life sized diorama with the pointing Indian. 
"Yeah, you guys, the gold is just over that hill.  Keep going.  You can't miss it."

Was it El Turco, telling them the way to the city of gold and silver?  I asked the docent.  “Look!” she said, “He’s pointing!”  In reality, El Turco did finally confess his plans, under some sort of Spanish torture. 

“They asked the Turk why he had lied and had guided them so far out of their way. He said that his country was in that direction and that, besides this, the people at Cicuye had asked him to lead them off on to the plains and lose them, so that the horses would die when their provisions gave out, and they would be so weak if they ever returned that they would be killed without any trouble, and thus they could take revenge for what had been done to them. This was the reason why he had led them astray, supposing that they did not know how to hunt or to live without corn, while as for the gold, he did not know where there was any of it. He said this like one who had given up hope and who found that he was being persecuted.”

In fact, to this day, El Turco is revered as a hero by the pueblo people.  Remember, this was 40 years after the massacre, mutilation and enslavement of the people at the Acoma Pueblo, which we visited outside Albuquerque.  The bodies of those who died from exhaustion and torture under forced labor were interred within the walls of the Catholic church. 40 years after El Turco’s bold plan to deceive the invaders, a man named Pope led the Pueblo Revolt freeing the people of the pueblos from Spanish tyranny, exploitation, slavery and cultural genocide for 12 years.   

His plan didn’t work, and of course Coronado garroted him, but it was a good try.  Coronado himself might have been planning to try again, but he had an accident while racing around on his horse.  He fell, and the horse trampled on his head.  After that, he was never the same; he returned to Mexico City the following year and never achieved anything else in his life.  Some call his expedition a failure, others call it an inspiration.  We couldn’t find Coronado heights, although we did see a road going away towards the west.  We had run out of time, as we needed to get to the Eisenhower Presidential Museum in Abilene and eat some Kansas barbecue.  We invoked Coronado’s name one last time; perhaps I was invoking other spirits of the past, both real and imaginary, as we drove away into the Kansas mist.

Monday, March 31, 2014

A couple of missed opportunities before arriving in Texas

I am trying to follow the path of the Spanish explorer, Coronado, as he made his way up from Mexico, through what is now California, Arizona, New Mexico and Texas.  There are many legends that abound.  For example, there is a tiny town in New Mexico, on the way to Fort Sumner (where the oldest wind farm in New Mexico still stands), called Puerto de Luna.  Legend has it that Coronado had his army build a bridge, which took four days, right over the river there.  We are pretty sure he built a bridge, because we were reading the firsthand account of his journey, written about 20 years later by one of the men who accompanied the expedition (this will all be in a future blog entry), but nobody is sure where it is.  Some say there is a rock with the name "Coronatto" scrawled onto it, and we set out to see it, but I made Matt turn around right as we were about to get there, and once we got down the the Billy the Kid Museum it would have been another 45 minutes to drive back there to see it.  Missed opportunity number one.
The 19th c church at Puerto de Luna
Matt enjoyed the Billy the Kid museum
 I did not enjoy the museum, because I really wanted to go to the Bosque Redondo memorial to the Long March of the Navajo.  The people at the Billy the Kid Museum told us it was closed Monday and Tuesday, and I neglected to double check.  Turns out it was open today, just closed Tuesday.  Missed opportunity number two.  I was really mad when I found out because this was a really cool site that I had been looking forward to seeing. Check out the Bosque Redondo Memorial and see why I am mad.

We decided to continue to Amarillo without further delay.  We went right back up to Route 66 and made it to the actual midpoint of the entire road!

Our last Route 66 destination of kitch was the Cadillac Ranch, a piece of folk art just off the old highway, where half-buried Cadillacs are painted and re-painted with spray paint by tourists from all over the world.  It was definitely a Vision of America, especially the hundreds of discarded, toxic spray paint cans that people blithely threw away into the field, to seep their chemicals into the ground.


Finally, we arrived in Amarillo, home of the 72 ounce steak and the largest boot showroom in the world.  I guess the day didn't turn out so badly after all!

Sunday, March 30, 2014

Balloons and Breaking Bad in Albuquerque (SPOILER ALERT!)

I looked at the number of views on these posts, and notice that it is dwindling.  My readers started out enthusiastic but when I ask people now "Have you read my blog?"  They say, "Oh, um, yeah, I read a couple."  (Except for certain family members, you know who you are!) This is not surprising as people have busy lives and here I am swanning around the USA.  But I need to keep writing because every single day is so packed with fun, unique adventures that I myself will forget what happened each day if I don't keep a record, so I guess my blog is mainly for me!  A stunning record of a once in a lifetime journey across this land.  Visions...of...America!

It all started with a sunrise hot air balloon ride today.  I know that's touristy, but I wanted to try it.  We got to the launch site right as the sun was coming up, and met with our pilot, Murray, and his assistant.  They showed us how the balloon inflated and soon we were off!  There were at least another dozen balloons taking off around us.  Albuquerque is the hot air ballooning capital of the US, because it has about 300 days a year when you can fly in a balloon: the lack of wind, the dryness, etc.
 
After our ride, we wanted to take the "Breaking Bad" tour of the city, since it is one of my favorite shows, and all of my family members, young and old, are obsessed with it.  There are three separate tour companies, all involved in a turf war, here in Albuquerque, fighting over the hordes of fans who come to find such locations as Saul Goodman's law office, the park where Mike takes his granddaughter, the train tracks where Jesse saves Mike from robberies, the cafe where Walt puts the ricin in the Stevia, Los Pollos Hermanos, the A-1 Car Wash, and of course Walt and Skyler's house, Hank and Marie's house, etc.  Most of the tours last more than three hours; one is by trolley, one is by limo, and the best one (in my opinion) is in an RV like the one they use as a meth lab in the first season or two.  However, we wanted more independence and to spend less time, so we did a self-guided tour to some of the locations.  I didn't see everything I wanted to, but we did hit some of the best spots.
Heisenberg and me
"Mike" sitting on the bench
Walt's house
 I think the reason that Breaking Bad is so compelling to so many people is because the story of Walter White's descent into evil follows almost exactly the Aristotelian pattern of the Tragic Hero.  Like Oedipus, Walter White has excellent intentions.  He wants to provide for his family.  Aristotle says that the tragic characters are revealed by the choices they make.  We see the events unfold as the characters make choices, and before our eyes we watch as they go down the wrong path.  The moment when Walt watches Jane die, for example, is one of the most powerful scenes because we see Walter making that choice to do nothing - of course, Bryan Cranston's acting is so phenomenal that it really helps, too.  By the end of the hero's demise, when he has lost everything (by the end, Walt can't even enter his own house; he watches from the doorway, framed just like John Wayne at the end of The Searchers as Walt Jr. comes home from school, then walks away).

I'm really liking Albuquerque and the Southwest in general.  Too bad the water is pretty much gone.  Severe drought, and people are still watering their lawns!  Insanity!  We could see from the balloon who was still watering and who wasn't.  Maybe America is the greatest Tragic Hero of all, or is that just the most pretentious thing I've ever written?



Saturday, March 29, 2014

The 1000 Year Old Neighborhood

I woke up in a wigwam this morning, feeling relaxed.
This is a stereotypical Wild West vision of the way Indians used to live, or maybe still live today, according to tourists.  It was pretty run down inside, but so much fun to "Sleep in a Wigwam!" 

We set out for Albuquerque, still traveling along the famous Route 66.
 This time, we had an amazing Southwest style breakfast with Huevos Rancheros, Chorizo, Eggs and Coffee before leaving Holbrook, which was really not much of a town.  I got my Route 66 passport stamped in the visitor center and received the Arizona Route 66 commemorative certificate after collecting all the stamps along the way.  Fun!

About an hour west of Albuquerque is the Acoma Pueblo, also known as "Sky City,"  It is the longest continuously occupied community in the United States.  Archaeologists have dated some of the homes back to 1100 CE, but it's probably even older.  As with all Pueblo tours, we had to have a guide, go in a group, and follow certain rules.  People are living there, and I felt somewhat awkward about entering their neighborhood and gawking at them.  Only one person per group was allowed to have a camera, so I let Matt take the pictures.  You had to stay with the group, and there were certain places you weren't allowed to photograph, like the old cemetery and inside the church.  You also had to ask for the artists' permission to take pictures of their pottery.  Despite this, there was one woman who just ignored the rules.  She had two cameras and kept snapping photos the entire time, not listening to our excellent tour guide, Brandon, wandering away from the group and even taking pictures in the cemetery.  We were with a group of archaeology grad students and I could tell they wanted to throw her off the edge.  I wanted to either turn her in, confront her, or just flip her off.  I didn't do anything, but will let the ancient spirits do with her as they will, because there definitely were some at this place. These are some pictures that Matt took 
of the San Esteban del Rey church, a very haunting and haunted place.  The Spanish first came up to the mesa around 1598, having heard tales of Cibola, the seven cities of gold.  They saw the mesa with people living on it, including the mica in the windows, and thought it might be a city of gold. They tried to climb up but were rebuffed several times by the ordinarily peaceful Acoma people.  Finally, they used a cannon to blast their way up.  Unfortunately, some Spaniards had been killed and of course the governor then "tried" the Acoma for the "murder" of the Spaniards (even though they had just been defending their own homes).  The punishment was slavery, and in addition 40 prisoners had either their hand or their food cut off.  Then over the following years until 1620, the Acoma people were enslaved by the Spanish and forced to build this church.  They had to work without stopping, carrying Ponderosa pine trunks from a mountain 40 miles away.  If they died while working, their bodies were interred in the walls of the church.  We weren't allowed to take photos of the inside, but when the building was finally finished, Charles II of Spain sent some "gifts" over, including some Stations of the Cross paintings, a big canvas of some souls in Purgatory and a small statue of St. Stephen (hence the name of the church).

During the time of the Pueblo Revolt in 1680, the Acoma people were able to free themselves from the Spanish for a while.  They tore down the main altar of the church, but not the walls, because of the loved ones who were buried inside.  They went back to their own religion.  Inevitably, the Spanish returned and the Indians were again forced to practice Catholicism.  It made me really glad that we do teach about the Pueblo Revolt at Northwest.

Despite the terrible treatment the Acoma received in the past, they have gone back to being a very peaceful group of people.  They were extremely welcoming to the tour groups, and showed us some amazingly beautiful pottery I wish I could have afforded to buy.  There was one man in particular who was combining the ancient art of pottery with some modern painting, and I am telling you his stuff was fantastic.  I did buy one very tiny little traditional pot (it's a little bigger than a thimble) from a woman named June.  It's a very special souvenir.  If you want to learn more about the Acoma Pueblo, here is a link to some history, more pictures, and some stories.
Most Acoma don't live up on top of the mesa the whole time, but they have family homes up there and go up for festivals and other holidays.  There is no running water or electricity up there; some of the houses are like a combination of the ancient Anasazi bricks and modern adobe houses.  

Now on to Albuquerque, for delicious food, a balloon ride, and, of course, Breaking Bad!



Friday, March 28, 2014

From the Grand Canyon to the Wigwam Motel: the Sublime to the Kitschy, with a Couple of Ghost Towns!

After hiking in the Grand Canyon, everything else seems small.  We only went down about 800 feet from the rim, because we were scared we wouldn't make it back out, but it was still 6300 feet from the bottom.  We met a man who was on a five-day backpacking trip from the south rim to the north rim and back; what an adventure!  Here's just one picture, although no picture can possibly capture the hugeness of grandnesses.
This photo was taken from the "Watchtower" at Desert View on the south rim.  The tower itself was built as a tribute to some of the old Anasazi and Hopi ruins, like the ones we saw in the Navajo reservation, or at Hovenweep.  Canyon de Chelly is another amazing place we just didn't have time to visit.  People love to build things down here that are tributes to the ruins.  Some are magnificent, like this tower, while others are very odd.

The watchtower was recommended to us by the proprietor of the Red Garter Inn, a former brothel in Williams, AZ where we were staying for a couple of nights.  We heard some great stories about the former owner of the place, Longino Mora, a man who had 25 children - in 1937 the youngest was 6 and the oldest was 60.  He was a rootin' tootin' jack-of-all-trades who had roved around the area as a scout on the Beale Wagon Road and other Indian roads, working for the US Army.  He still had time to run the brothel and of course secret booze and gambling hall during the prohibition era, by which time he was more than 80 years old.  He had bought it from some other immigrants, when it had also been a saloon, brothel, as well as a Chinese restaurant and opium den at one point.

After breakfast the second day, we went in search of some old ghost towns.  One was particularly intriguing to us: Canyon Diablo.  This was a temporary town that had been hastily built at the canyon crossing for the railroad because the bridge that had been shipped to the crossing was too small.  They spent almost two years waiting for the correct bridge length, and the railroad workers, while they were waiting and preparing the area, set up the scariest, creepiest town ever, apparently.  There were mostly saloons, bordellos, dance halls, and legend has it that the first US Marshal they tried to send in was dead within five hours.  35 people died violent deaths there before the bridge was built and the town disappeared.  It was an exciting adventure to drive about three miles up an abandoned road, looking for the town.  All we found was one gravesite, which was allegedly put up by a relative of Mr. Wolfe, the owner of the trading post in Canyon Diablo, the only resident of the graveyard to have died a non-violent death.
The weirdest thing about this place is that just across the highway (Interstate 40/Route 66) there is another ghost town, this one from the 1970s.  Basically, it's a ghost town of a fake ghost town. It's called Two Guns, and apparently used to be a western theme park with a strange wild animal zoo, campground, souvenir store, swimming pool etc. there.  It had a creepy vibe, with ruins of fake ruins they had built to replicate the Anasazi and Hopi ruins we have been seeing all along our journey.  Matt felt some "bad juju" along the canyon, and, while we were fascinated with the ruins, we didn't stay long.  Some of the graffiti was pretty interesting.

 You may notice, for example the strategic placement of the swimming pool drain.  The writing says "DON'T TURN AROUND," which made me want to run back to the car.  I don't know why this particular roadside Wild West theme park was abandoned so quickly, but I have an idea it was the ghosts of the Apache Death Cave.  We didn't know about this until after we went to the visitor center in Winslow, Arizona (so we could stand on the corner and all that, like in the Eagles song), but apparently right below the location, in a cave by the canyon, a group of
Apaches were trapped by a group of Navajos and basically burned alive inside the cave.  It was revenge for terrible raids that the Apaches had done, but if you look up "Apache Death Cave" you can see that it's a really horrible, grisly story.Here's one site I found.  A frightening ghost story, to be sure.

We rushed to Winslow after that, hoping to erase the creepy vibes by "Standing on the corner in Winslow Arizona" and "Takin' it Easy."  
Great.  It took about five seconds and was pretty stupid.  I guess Winslow is trying to get some tourist bucks as people come through (like we did) to get their pictures taken here.  However, what they SHOULD be making their money from is the amazing, beautiful, wonderfully restored La Posada Hotel! Click here to see pictures and read more about it.
This was one of the original Fred Harvey hotels from the 1920s and 30s, as the railroads tried to get more tourists to come out west.  They had these young ladies known as "Harvey Girls" who would come out to work in the hotels and restaurants.  They had to have good character, good hygiene, and had to remain unmarried for as long as they were working.  They had these cars called "Harveycars" that would take tourists from the hotel up into the Indian reservations.  They had an "All Indian Band" that would play for people on the railway lines.  What a world!  I wish we could have stayed here, too, but we had to move on to probably the most iconic of all Route 66 Motels, the Wigwam Motel!
 
This is the kind of image I have dreamed about!  And here we are, sleeping in a wigwam before driving to Albuquerque tomorrow morning.